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"Why the hell would anyone be eating at the Grease Trap? I've seen flies die from buzzing by that place." Andrea crossed her arms. "Oh, I don't know, probably because your career just ended and you are depressed and don't feel like breathing, let alone going out, but your body still needs food and that's the closest place to your apartment and they don't mind if you bring a giant dog with you." "What, you couldn't find a Dumpster that was closer?" Andrea glared at me. "What are you implying?" "The Dumpster would have better food in it." "Well, excuse me, Miss Fine Dining."
― Magic Slays
― Magic Slays
"Popcorn, chocolate, coffee, ice cream, and pizza. The five food groups. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, dying of nothing."
― Puppy Love
― Puppy Love
"Newspapers are a bad habit, the reading equivalent of junk food. What happens to me is that I seize upon an issue in the news—the issue is the moral/philosophical, political/intellectual equivalent of a cheeseburger with everything on it; but for the duration of my interest in it, all my other interests are consumed by it, and whatever appetites and capacities I may have had for detachment and reflection are suddenly subordinate to this cheeseburger in my life! I offer this as self-criticism; but what it means to be "political" is that you welcome these obsessions with cheeseburgers—at great cost to the rest of your life."
― A Prayer for Owen Meany
― A Prayer for Owen Meany
"Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to."
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"foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon."
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"Our tongue wants what tastes good to it, not what is good for us."
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"Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six."
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"Anyone who can fail to rejoice in the enticing squish/crunch of a fast-food French fry, or the delight of a warmed piece of grocery-store donut, is living half a life"
― Relish: My Life in the Kitchen
― Relish: My Life in the Kitchen
"The fact that they might still be alive in 5, 25, or even 50 years' time is not enough to motivate fools to look after their bodies."
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"When we allow ourselves to ignore a rational option in favor of an irrational one, or perhaps an unjustified one, it's like eating junk food. It fills the need for making a decision but does so with no decision at all. Just like junk food, it satiates the need to act, but it requires no action at all."
― The "No Excuses" Mindset: A Life of Purpose, Passion, and Clarity
― The "No Excuses" Mindset: A Life of Purpose, Passion, and Clarity
"We are so used to eating unhealthy food that we deem obsessed with health people who watch what they eat."
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"Some people plan on being disciplined as soon as they achieve something that cannot be achieved without discipline."
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"Everlasting pain is often caused by the pursuit of fleeting pleasure."
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"Fools refuse to truly believe that a thing can be both delicious or pleasurable … and harmful."
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"Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter."
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"Some people do not really hate junk food. They merely love themselves a lot."
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"Some people's meals have way less nutrients than some people's faeces."
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"Social media is like your own personal brand of junk food; some is just added calories."
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"One thing consumed drugs all have in common, is our initial natural aversion toward them. The first mouthful of alcohol we drink is generally followed by an involuntary grimace. The first puff on a chemical-laden cigarette is followed often by a cough and splutter as the body tries to repel the alien pollution thrust upon it. Our first coffee and tea are generally also greeted somewhat similarly. Of course, it is frequently the case that despite these initial reactions, we push on past them until addiction is formed. Cooked food, although noticeably less recognised as addictive, evokes no less an initial reaction. Think of all those babies whose faces screw up in displeasure vainly attempting rejection of the denatured slop thrust upon them, and the hours spent crying from stomach pains. By the time they are advanced enough to linguistically voice their lack of desire for such foods, they are, alas, already well hooked."
― Destination Eden - Eden Fruitarianism Explained
― Destination Eden - Eden Fruitarianism Explained
"Junk food is television for tongues."
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"So Where's the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we're not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods, because deprivation doesn't work. All of the above guidelines are intended as a balance over time—which means even if you eat a candy bar, it will eventually average out. When you have let go of the diet mentality and have made peace with food, you will discover that you sometimes have a desire for food that has no nutritionally redemptive powers. We call this food play food. We prefer this term to one of the most commonly used terms to describe what's considered unhealthy foods—junk food. The term junk food implies that there is no intrinsic value in this food—in fact, that it probably should be thrown in the garbage can. But we feel that this thinking is unwarranted. There are times when a piece of red velvet cake or a stick of licorice is just the food that will satisfy your taste buds. And eating these types of foods doesn't mean you are an unhealthy eater."
― Intuitive Eating: A Revolutionary Program That Works
― Intuitive Eating: A Revolutionary Program That Works
"There were mini Vienna hot dogs with all the classic Chicago toppings. A macaroni 'n' cheese bar with all kinds of fun add-ins. Cold sesame noodles in tiny white cardboard Chinese take-out containers, sliders served with small cones of skinny fries. Fried chicken legs, barbecued ribs, mini gyros in tiny three-inch pitas. All of it the most delicious and perfectly prepared elevated junk food, complete heaven, and just what I love. She gave us each a bamboo tray with a piece of parchment paper on it to use as plates, and large kitchen tea towels instead of napkins. There were cold beers in a tub, endless bottles of rosé, and a massive birthday cake, chocolate with fluffy vanilla frosting, and rainbow sprinkles. And then, after coffee, mini ice-cream sandwiches on chocolate chip cookies."
― Recipe for Disaster
― Recipe for Disaster
"No amount of junk food and junk web content can substitute for the love and affection that you need."
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"Some of the most popular tantalizing and chemically processed foods of my youth were Swanson TV dinners, Cheez Whiz, Tang, Hunt's canned Franks and Beans, Oreo cookies, Devil Dogs, Twinkies, Lucky Charms, and Kellogg's Frosted Flakes whose motto, "They're GRRREAT!" still rings in my ears! Then there was Diet Rite, the first diet soft drink. I'm disgusted to admit that I had my share of it all. It was preferable to have a perfect-looking tomato rather than a vine-ripe delicious one. Addiction to unhealthy foodstuffs turned into the norm."
― Living Like The Future Matters: The Evolution of a Soil to Soul Entrepreneur
― Living Like The Future Matters: The Evolution of a Soil to Soul Entrepreneur
"A stomach can be full of so-called food, but be empty of nutrients."
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"Not only do we not let our food be our medicine, we let our food be one of the causes of our need for medicine."
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"Because they are fat, some children look like their parents, and some look like they're parents."
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